Why Lithium?

I have been asked "Why the lyrics to Lithium?"

Hmmm - how do I answer that question?

Lithium by Nirvana

or

Seven Nation Army by White Stripes

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Not Exactly - Deadmau5

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Iron Man by Black Sabbath

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Lithium

I'm so happy 'cause today

I found my friends

They're in my head

I'm so ugly, that's okay'

Cause so are you

Broke our mirrors

Sunday morning is everyday

For all I care

And I'm not scared

Light my candles, in a daze'

Cause I've found God

Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah

I'm so lonely, that's ok

I shaved my head

And I'm not sad

And just maybe

I'm to blame for all I've heard

I'm not sure

I'm so excited

I can't wait to meet you there

And I don't care

I'm so horny, that's okay

My will is good

Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah

I like it I'm not gonna crack

I miss you I'm not gonna crack

I love you I'm not gonna crack

I killed you I'm not gonna crack

I like it I'm not gonna crack

I miss you I'm not gonna crack

I love you I'm not gonna crack

I killed you I'm not gonna crack

I'm so happy 'cause today

I found my friends

They're in my head

I'm so ugly, but that's okay'

Cause so are you

Broke our mirrors

Sunday morning is everyday

For all I care

And I'm not scared

Light my candles in a daze

'Cause I've found god

Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah

I like it I'm not gonna crack

I miss you I'm not gonna crack

I love you I'm not gonna crack

I killed you I'm not gonna crack

I like it I'm not gonna crack

I miss you I'm not gonna crack

I love you I'm not gonna crack

I killed you I'm not gonna crack

Nirvana - Lithium

UPSsssssssman

(I was told this story by my Daughter.)

A friend saw the UPS truck stop in front of her house. She got up to see if he was delivering a package to her house and saw him walking back and forth in the driveway. Then he placed the package on the trunk of her car.

That is odd she thought and headed for the door. Just then the phone rings, "Hello?"

"This is UPS. We tried to deliver a box your house but left it in driveway. There is a big rattlesnake on your front pouch. We thought you should know."
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Peek a Boo

I was leaving a very long meeting up at the City yesterday and decided to stop in the Men's Room on my way out. I also wanted to re-tuck in my shirt since sitting for hours really messes it up. I stepped over to the little area by the stalls and unbuckled.

Have you ever felt like someone is watching you but when you look around no one is there? I did. I looked. I decided I was just crazy. So I straightened out my shirt, re-buckled and headed out to the lobby to get the elevator.

About 10 seconds later a female City employee (carrying a book) came out of the Men's Room. Guess I was not crazy.
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No More Coffee...

My daughter works at a restaurant in Savannah's Market Square. She came home and told me this story.

She was taking an order when a small child asked if they could have coffee. "No more coffee for you," replied the man, "You had enough already." The man completed the order which included a martini with extra olives.

When she brought the martini to the table the man took the olives and gave them to the boy. Seems he had enough coffee for the day but a few vodka marinated olives were okay.

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(Sung to the tune of Pease Porridge Hot)

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Cinnamon Bun Oatmeal hot,

Cinnamon Bun Oatmeal cold,

Cinnamon Bun Oatmeal in the bowl 4 hours old.

Some like it hot,

Some like it cold,

Nana likes it in the bowl 4 hours old.

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Pasturized

There is a story going through the community today about an elderly lady in a wheel chair who attended the Hinesville town hall meeting with Congressman Kingston. At the meeting she asked "Is it true about the new health bill?"


"Is what true," asks the Congressman.
"That under the new health bill I would be pasturized," she states.

"I am not sure I understand what you mean by pasteurized," replies the Congressman.

The elderly lady says, "Pasturized. You know - put out to pasture. Is it true?"