UPSsssssssman

(I was told this story by my Daughter.)

A friend saw the UPS truck stop in front of her house. She got up to see if he was delivering a package to her house and saw him walking back and forth in the driveway. Then he placed the package on the trunk of her car.

That is odd she thought and headed for the door. Just then the phone rings, "Hello?"

"This is UPS. We tried to deliver a box your house but left it in driveway. There is a big rattlesnake on your front pouch. We thought you should know."
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