Conversations

Overheard at a store:
Mom - We need some bread.
Daughter - Oh not this one - too seedy.
Mom - That's rye bread dear.
Daughter - How about this one - its chocolate.
Mom - No dear, its pumpernickel.

A thread on Facebook:
K - I have a migraine.
Her Mother - not likely if your on the computer.
Grandpa - Stop paying the electric bill
Mom - LOL sounds like a plan
K - No don't listen to him
Mom - Your always on the computer - I never see you.
K - Did you have to say that on my wall?